Privacy Policy for The Old Wooden House

Last Updated: June 24, 2025

Welcome to the snooziest corner of the web, where The Old Wooden House lulls your anklebiters to sleep! We’re not big spies, but we do have a little popup asking about cookies—don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re comfy. Here’s the yawn-inducing (but important) scoop on your privacy.

What Data We Collect

Pre-order Info: When you pre-order via Gumroad, they might collect your name, email, and payment details. We don’t see or store that—Gumroad handles it like a pro. Check their privacy policy for details.
Cookies: That popup you see? It’s us asking if we can track basic stuff like your visits and preferences (e.g., via analytics). You can say no, and we’ll respect your snooze time. We use this to improve the site, not to sell your data.
Site Visits: Beyond cookies, we don’t track you with extra creepy tools (yet). If that changes, we’ll holler!

How We Use Your Data

Pre-order data goes to Gumroad for processing. Cookies help us see how many folks doze off on our site, and we might email you about the launch or sleepy tips if you sign up (unsubscribe with a yawn).
We don’t sell your info—promise it’s just for your bedtime bliss!

Sharing Your Data

We don’t share it. Gumroad might, per their policy, but we’re not passing your secrets around. Cookies might involve third-party analytics (e.g., Google), and we’ll list those in the popup if you accept.

Your Rights

You can ask us (or Gumroad) what data we’ve got, fix it, or delete it. Email us at Privacy.tedium@willhj.com with “Wake me up!” in the subject, and we’ll sort it out—slowly, to match the book’s vibe.

Changes to This Policy

If we start tracking your snores more, we’ll update this page and let you know. Check back before you doze off!

Sleep tight, and pre-order now for 20% off before June 28, 2025!